! Every Shit StartsWith an Asshole

Weekly exhibit

Historical Assholes

Past tyrants, schemers and power-drunk archetypes.

This week's asshole

The Empire-Building Asshole

Asshole Score 7/10 Hall of Fame Despot

A placeholder profile for a historical figure who turned ambition into suffering. Replace with a named figure after sources and image rights are clear.

  • Focus: Power, conquest, cruelty
  • Receipts: Timeline, sources, consequences
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Ultimate asshole

The Crowned Tantrum Asshole

Asshole Score 9/10 Ninth Circle Legacy Act

The most-voted historical pick. Use this for the headline asshole with the punchiest verdict and strongest visual story.

  • Focus: Abuse of power, ego, fallout
  • Receipts: Sources, timeline, public record
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