Hall desk
Weekly picks. Ultimate picks. Filed by category. Fast to scan, ugly to earn.
Fresh damage
Fresh damage from the current week.
Historical Asshole
A placeholder profile for a historical figure who turned ambition into suffering. Replace with a named figure after sources and image rights are...
Why they're here:A brutal reminder that unchecked power is just damage with a flag.
Open dossierLiving Asshole
A placeholder for a living public-interest profile. Replace with a real name only after review and strong sourcing.
Why they're here:A walking push notification for avoidable chaos.
Open dossierOrdinary Asshole
The shame desk is still reviewing Ordinary chaos.
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Long-term wall residents by category.
Historical Ultimate
The most-voted historical pick. Use this for the headline asshole with the punchiest verdict and strongest visual story.
Why they're here:Proof that a crown can be just a hat for a massive ego.
Open dossierLiving Ultimate
The most-voted living public-interest pick. Keep private facts out of it and anchor every serious claim to sources.
Why they're here:Main-character energy with public-consequence pricing.
Open dossierOrdinary Ultimate
The shame desk is still reviewing Ordinary chaos.
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