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The Speakerphone Philosopher Asshole
Conducts full-volume calls in quiet places and acts surprised when the entire room learns about his dentist appointment.
Report or removeThe Reply-All Goblin Asshole
Turns one harmless email into a 47-message office opera.
Report or removeThe Queue Phantom Asshole
Materializes beside the front of the queue and claims their friend was saving a place since the Bronze Age.
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